@amateurprose - Because you're not thinking clearly. If you were, you would probably want to ask him how to make bubblegum pop that is conducive for females wanting to remove their panties for you instead of harming him. I mean, more knowledge about getting pussy is really worth talking to the man.
No. I prefer to take my time with, and enjoy what comes my way. Having "band pussy" is like being a kid who lives in a toy store. The abundance of product would be exciting, but the quality of your experience would be lacking. You would just be tearing through every new box you could get ahold of.
I have abetter idea. You remember when At The Drive-In banned moshing and crowd surfing at their shows, and told us we should dance to it? How about a courageous Xangan who loves to dance teaches us how to dance to At The Drive-In.