Thursday, 09 August 2012
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An Idea for A Courgeous Xangan
Instead of Vlogs that are awkward because they're not scripted, someone should post a vlog of themselves doing this dance.
I currently cannot offer any monetary rewards for this. But you will gain my respect.
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Comments (43)
Lulz, let me grow to 6'6 but remain at my current weight so I can be super scrawny.
Done.
Dear Paul,
It's not "the Freddie". But I'm pretty courageous (and know how to spell it too LOL)
Here I perform the Bossa Nova from a little earlier in cultural history. (I've got to do one of these now that I've lost 40 pounds! I look absolutely FAT)
Since it's a "MikeVideo" there's a complete credit sequence. No "vlogs" for the Mikester.
Michael F. Nyiri, poet, philosopher, fool
hmmm
Oh you said it, it's for a courageous xangan :P
I think I'd rather eat glass.
oh this is fantastic.
I wanna do a VLOG but they are really awkward. How do you not be awkward when talking to, essentially yourself ? haha
Ha! They'd gain my respect as well. I'm definitely not courageous enough to do this.
I have a few good ideas for courageous bloggers too.
Thanks for the idea. I just might do it! I've done a dancing vlog, before. lol... This would be kinda fun!
That's a real idea. but I'm a chicken. So no thank you.
Can I do the "I'm going to shoot that guy freddie in the throat if he sings one more horrific verse of this fucking song"
@amateurprose - Quit trying to be edgy. We all know you are a softy.
Oh boy! People envy you....doing the Freddie...yeah, I bet.
I can't wait to see these!
@SolidStateTheory - Of course i'm a softy. That's why I would shoot him in the throat instead of the trunk of his penis.
@amateurprose - to be fair, i imagine he got more pussy than you and i combined for his band and exposure.
@SolidStateTheory - Yes, and that fact only increases my desire to shoot him. Actually, now I kind of just want to shove a grenade up his dick hole. See what you have done???
@amateurprose - Because you're not thinking clearly. If you were, you would probably want to ask him how to make bubblegum pop that is conducive for females wanting to remove their panties for you instead of harming him. I mean, more knowledge about getting pussy is really worth talking to the man.
No. I prefer to take my time with, and enjoy what comes my way. Having "band pussy" is like being a kid who lives in a toy store. The abundance of product would be exciting, but the quality of your experience would be lacking. You would just be tearing through every new box you could get ahold of.
@amateurprose - Yeah, so? That sounds way better than girlfriends that never last lol.
@SolidStateTheory - You're right. What the fuck am I talking about? Drowning in new toys is much better than playing with the same old one day after day utill the paint chips off, and the wheels rust.
I have abetter idea. You remember when At The Drive-In banned moshing and crowd surfing at their shows, and told us we should dance to it? How about a courageous Xangan who loves to dance teaches us how to dance to At The Drive-In.
I'd do it if I knew how to dance.
@amateurprose - Double meaning in the word "box" Lulz, I see what you did thar!